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? BOY, THE WAY
GLENN MILLER PLAYED ?
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? SONGS THAT MADE
THE HIT PARADE ?
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? GUYS LIKE US, WE HAD IT MADE ?
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? THOSE WERE THE DAYS ?
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? AND YOU KNEW
WHERE YOU WERE THEN ?
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? GIRLS WERE GIRLS
AND MEN WERE MEN ?
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? MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN ?
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? LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ?
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? DIDN'T NEED NO
WELFARE STATES ?
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? EVERYBODY PULLED HIS WEIGHT ?
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? GEE, OUR OLD
LASALLE RAN GREAT ?
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? THOSE WERE ?
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? THE DAYS ?
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? MY BLUE HEAVEN ?
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? YOU'LL SEE A SMILIN' FACE ?
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? A FIREPLACE, A COZY ROOM ?
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? LITTLE NEST THAT
NESTLES WHERE THE RO... ?
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OH, ARCHIE!
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I DIDN'T HEAR
YOU. I WAS SINGIN'.
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YOU KNOW THERE'S 3
CATS ON THE SIDEWALK
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THAT WANNA MAKE A
QUARTET WITH YOU?
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I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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NOW, JUST HOLD THE DOOR
OPEN HERE FOR ME NOW.
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HOLD IT OPEN UNTIL I
GET THIS IN, EDITH. OH.
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KEEP IT WIDE OPEN THERE, HUH?
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ARE YOU IN THE WAY? NO.
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GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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OH, JEEZ!
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EDITH, I HURT THE
KNUCKLES OF MY RIGHT HAND.
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WHAT IS THAT FOR?
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OH, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THIS IS FOR, EDITH.
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I'M GONNA BUILD YOU AN OVERHANG
FOR THE BACK PORCH OUT THERE.
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SO THAT WHEN YOU'RE LUGGIN'
THE GARBAGE OUT IN THE RAIN,
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YOU DON'T GET WET.
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OH.
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ARCHIE, THAT'S SO THOUGHTFUL.
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I BET I GOT THE BEST
HUSBAND IN THE WORLD.
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THAT AIN'T A BAD BET.
THAT'S A SURE THING.
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I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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LOOK, WE GOT AN EXTRA
PLACE AT THE TABLE.
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OH, YOU FINALLY WISED UP
THAT MEATHEAD'S EATIN' FOR 2.
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NO, WE'RE HAVING A GUEST.
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A FRIEND OF YOURS
FROM THE PLANT.
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OH, YEAH? WHO?
STRETCH CUNNINGHAM?
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NO, IRENE LORENZO.
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IRENE! OH, EDITH, WHY
DID YOU INVITE HER?
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THAT WOMAN ALWAYS TRAPS
ME INTO ARGUMENTS I CAN'T WIN.
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OH.
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ARCHIE, I DON'T SEE MUCH OF HER
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SINCE SHE GOT THAT FORKLIFTIN'
JOB DOWN AT THE PLANT.
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BUT, EDITH, I SEE HER
EVERYDAY AT THE PLANT.
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ONLY DOWN THERE, I GET
PAID FOR LOOKING AT HER.
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HERE, I GOT TO LOOK
AT HER FOR NOTHING.
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SHE WON'T STAY LONG.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT'S
THE STINK IN THE OVEN?
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WHAT KIND OF AN ANIMAL
YOU COOKING IN THERE?
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IT AIN'T NO ANIMAL.
IT'S FISH. HALIBUT.
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FISH? EDITH, FRIDAY IS SUPPOSED
TO BE FOR MY MEATLOAF THAT I LOVE.
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I KNOW, ARCHIE, BUT
IRENE IS CATHOLIC.
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SO I GOTTA PAY FOR HER MISTAKE?
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ARCHIE, BE NICE. AH, JEEZ.
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ALL RIGHT. LISTEN, WAIT
A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
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NOW, ALL RIGHT FOR
TONIGHT. WHAT'S DONE IS DID.
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BUT FROM NOW ON, DON'T
NEVER ASK THAT WOMAN AGAIN
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WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST.
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ALL RIGHT.
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AND DON'T NEVER ASK ME.
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HI, ARCH. HI, MA.
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HI, MIKE.
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MA, DID I GET ANY
PHONE CALLS TODAY?
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NO.
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HOW COME WE'RE
HAVING HALIBUT TONIGHT?
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GEE, WITH A NOSE LIKE
YOURS, YOU DON'T NEED EYES.
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YOU KNOW, FRIDAY NIGHT,
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE HAVING MEATLOAF.
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IRENE IS COMIN' OVER.
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YEAH, THE REVEREND
MOTHER FORKLIFT.
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE HAVIN'
FISH HERE, AND I HATE FISH.
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YEAH? I LIKE FISH.
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WELL, JEEZ, YOU'D EAT ANYTHING
THAT COULDN'T ESCAPE FROM YOU.
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ALL MY LIFE, I STOOD
AWAY FROM FISH.
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YEAH, I KNEW THAT.
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HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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FISH IS A BRAIN FOOD.
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GET AWAY FROM ME, HUH?
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HI, DADDY. HI, MICHAEL.
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HI, HONEY.
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WHAT'S THAT PIECE
OF WOOD DOIN' HERE?
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OH, THAT. I'M GONNA
BUILD AN OVERHANG
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FOR YOUR MOTHER ON
THE BACK PORCH THERE.
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AND, MEATHEAD, I'M GONNA NEED YOUR
HELP TOMORROW, NAILING THAT THING UP.
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OH, THEN WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BUY SOME NAILS
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BECAUSE I USED THE LAST
ONE TO FIX THE CELLAR STEP.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, WE AIN'T
GONNA HAVE TO BUY NOTHIN'.
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I PICKED UP SOME NAILS
DOWN AT WORK TODAY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU "PICKED
UP SOME NAILS DOWN AT WORK"?
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I MEAN, THERE THEY
WERE, AND HERE THEY ARE.
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THEY DON'T BELONG TO YOU.
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AH, THEY DO NOW.
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BUT, ARCH, TAKING SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, TH-TH-THAT'S STEALING.
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AH, WHAT THE HELL YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT STEALIN', ANYWAY?
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IT AIN'T STEALIN'. NOT WHEN
YOU TAKE IT FROM WORK.
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SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL, UH,
ONE OF YOUR FRINGE BENEFITS.
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EVERYBODY DOES THAT.
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NO, THEY DON'T, ARCH.
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AND IF THEY DO, THEY'RE WRONG.
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YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'.
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DON'T YOU KNOW, BIG COMPANIES,
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THEY ALWAYS ORDER
EXTRA STUFF THERE
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SO THE WORKERS
CAN TAKE SOME HOME?
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YOU SEE, THAT'S TO KEEP
THE WORKERS FROM STEALING.
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DADDY, MICHAEL'S
RIGHT. IT'S NOT HONEST.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
GO AGAINST YOUR DADDY?
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I'M ONLY DOING
WHAT YOU TAUGHT ME:
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"NEVER TAKE ANYTHING
THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU."
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AND I NEVER HAVE.
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W-W-W-WAIT A
MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT ABOUT THOSE
LITTLE LIPSTICKS THAT
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YOU TAKE HOME FROM
THE COSMETICS COUNTER?
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MICHAEL, THOSE DON'T COUNT.
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THOSE ARE JUST SAMPLES.
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UH-UH, YOU'RE RATIONALIZING.
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HONEY, WE GIVE THOSE
AWAY FREE TO THE CUSTOMERS.
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I JUST BROUGHT HOME
A FEW FOR MYSELF.
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ARE YOU A CUSTOMER?
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WELL, NO. I...
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I'M A CROOK. YOU'RE
RIGHT, I'M A CROOK.
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HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
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DON'T SAY YOU'RE A
CROOK, JUST 'CAUSE OF HIM.
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HE'D BE TAKING STUFF HOME FROM
WORK, TOO, IF HE ONLY HAD WORK.
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I NEVER TOOK ANYTHING
THAT DIDN'T BELONG TO ME.
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YOU TOOK MY DAUGHTER.
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OH, I'LL GET IT. THAT'S IRENE.
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YEAH, GO OPEN THE
DOOR FOR MRS. FISH.
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HI, IRENE.
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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DINNER WILL BE
READY IN A MINUTE.
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OH, HERE'S SOME CHIANTI
TO HAVE WITH DINNER.
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OH, MY. OH, THANK YOU.
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LOOK, ARCHIE, CHIANTI.
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I LIKE MORGAN DAVIS BETTER.
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GLORIA, WOULD YOU
HELP ME, PLEASE?
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SURE, MA.
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IT'S A NICE RED WINE.
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I THOUGHT IT WOULD GO WELL
WITH YOUR FRIDAY-NIGHT MEATLOAF.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"MEATLOAF"? WE'RE HAVING FISH.
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IN HONOR OF YOUR RELIGION, WE
SLAUGHTERED A FATTED HALIBUT.
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
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WE CAN EAT MEAT ON FRIDAY.
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OH, YEAH? SINCE WHEN?
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SINCE THE POPE SAID WE COULD.
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JEEZ, I KNEW HE
WAS IN REAL ESTATE.
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WHEN DID HE GO INTO
THE MEAT BUSINESS?
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I MAY HAVE TO GO TO
CONFESSION TOMORROW.
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WHY?
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'CAUSE I MAY KILL YOU TONIGHT.
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THAT AIN'T NICE, IRENE.
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HEY, IRENE, LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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DID YOU EVER TAKE
ANYTHING HOME FROM WORK?
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WHAT?
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OH, DON'T PAY NO
ATTENTION TO HIM.
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HE'S BUGGIN' ME, BECAUSE I'M
GONNA DO SOME WORK OUT BACK,
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AND I JUST BORROWED A
FEW NAILS FROM THE PLANT.
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YOU MEAN YOU TOOK
A WHOLE BOX, ARCH.
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IRENE, YOU THINK IT'S RIGHT
TO TAKE THINGS FROM WORK?
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NO, I'M AFRAID I WAS RAISED
BY STRICTLY HONEST PARENTS.
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WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK
RAISED ME, BONNIE AND CLYDE?
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WE'RE JUST TALKIN' ABOUT
A FEW LOUSY NAILS HERE.
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ARCHIE, WHAT WAS THIS
DOIN' IN YOUR LUNCH BOX?
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OH!
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EDITH!
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GIVE ME THAT DRILL!
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DON'T BE ROOTING
AROUND IN MY LUNCH BOX.
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ARCHIE, THAT'S A COMPANY DRILL.
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DID YOU TAKE THAT FROM WORK?
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I DIDN'T TAKE NOTHIN'. I
BORROWED IT FROM THE PLANT.
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I'M GONNA BRING IT
BACK MONDAY MORNING.
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AND DON'T GO BLOWIN' ABOUT
THIS DOWN AT WORK NOW.
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ARCHIE, YOU'RE TAKING
AN AWFUL RISK. AH.
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DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE
SIGNS MEAN ALL OVER THE PLANT?
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AH, WHICH ONE?
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"PILFERERS WILL BE PROSECUTED."
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THAT MEANS, "QUEERS, STAY
OUT OF THE MEN'S ROOM."
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ARCHIE, THAT
MEANS, "NO STEALING."
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HEY, I DIDN'T STEAL NOTHIN'.
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AND IF I WANT A
SERMON WITH MY DINNER,
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I'LL GO TO THE SALIVATION ARMY.
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NOW, JUST SHUT UP.
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ARCHIE, IRENE IS OUR GUEST.
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YOUR GUEST. I DIDN'T INVITE HER.
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DINNER'S ON.
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I THINK I'D BETTER LEAVE.
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OH, NO, IRENE, PLEASE DON'T GO.
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OH, LET HER GO.
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NO! IRENE!
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STAY. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
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I'M SORRY, EDITH.
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BUT IT'S EASIER TO NOT LISTEN
TO HIM OVER AT MY HOUSE.
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OH, ARCHIE, HOW COULD
YOU DO THAT TO IRENE?
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BUT HOW COULD SHE COME
OVER HERE AND CALL ME A CROOK?
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SHE DIDN'T CALL YOU A CROOK.
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THAT WAS YOUR
CONSCIENCE TALKIN' TO YOU.
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MY CONSCIENCE DON'T TALK TO ME.
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I DON'T BLAME IT. IT SHOULDN'T
TALK TO A STRANGER.
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ARCHIE, IRENE IS MY BEST FRIEND.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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COME ON, LET'S HAVE AN END TO THIS,
WILL YOU? LET'S HAVE SOME DINNER.
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NOW, COME ON, EDITH. THROW
THE FISH ON THE TABLE HERE.
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DON'T STAND THERE. MOVE IT.
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NO, IT'S GONNA STAY
RIGHT WHERE IT IS.
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I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT THE FISH.
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BUT, AFTER ALL, IT
AIN'T REALLY FAIR
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TO THESE TWO POOR HUNGRY
KIDS STANDING HERE, EDITH.
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NOW, COME ON,
COME ON, LET'S EAT.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN.
BUT I'M NOT HUNGRY.
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YEAH, ME NEITHER.
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YOU JUST KILLED MY APPETITE.
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YOU COULDN'T KILL THAT WITH
SILVER BULLETS AND A WOODEN STAKE.
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YOU GONNA SIT DOWN WITH ME,
OR AM I GONNA EAT ALONE HERE?
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OH, ALL RIGHT, TAKE
YOUR CHOICE THEN.
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I'LL START WITH THE SALAD,
AND A BEAUTIFUL SALAD IT IS.
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LOOK AT THAT, MEATHEAD,
WITH ALL THE CRISPY LETTUCE
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AND THE TOMATOES THERE,
SWISHING AROUND IN THE DRESSING.
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YOU AIN'T GONNA EAT NONE.
225
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I'LL JUST TAKE AN
EXTRA HELPING FOR YOU.
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YEAH, THERE WE ARE.
227
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AH, LET'S SEE WHAT
ELSE WE GOT HERE.
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OH, LOOK AT THIS.
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OH, THE LOVELY
FARKER HOUSE ROLLS.
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STILL WARM, TOO.
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JUST PUT A LITTLE OF THAT NICE
CREAMERY BUTTERY ON THERE. AH.
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MMM, BOY, IS THAT GOOD.
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AH!
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00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,035
HEY, YOU BETTER TAKE IT EASY.
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00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:14,772
YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT YOUR
STOMACH AFTER THAT LONG FAST.
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00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,007
MICHAEL, YOU SAID
YOU WEREN'T HUNGRY.
237
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GLORIA, WE TRIED TO
MAKE A POINT. WE LOST.
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ACCEPT DEFEAT. EAT.
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TRAITOR.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY IRENE'S DINNER.
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00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,358
AH, LOOK AT THIS. STILL MAD.
242
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,560
BECAUSE YOU'RE
STILL WRONG, ARCH.
243
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,230
I MEAN, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
THE WAY YOU DO. IT'S A SYSTEM.
244
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,043
THEY THINK IT'S ALL
RIGHT TO CHEAT AND STEAL
245
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,644
BECAUSE THE
BOSSES CAN AFFORD IT.
246
00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:45,569
OH, LISTEN TO THIS
COMMIE PINKO OVER HERE.
247
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,349
HE'S WORRIED ABOUT
THE BOSSES NOW.
248
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,108
OH, MAYBE THAT'S IRENE!
249
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,577
AH, TELL HER WE'RE DONE
EATING. WE JUMPED INTO BED.
250
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,980
HELLO?
251
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,050
OH, YEAH, OPERATOR,
WAIT A MINUTE.
252
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MIKE, IT'S A LONG-DISTANCE
CALL FOR YOU. COLLECT.
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00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,790
HEY, COLLECT? HEY, HEY!
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00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,892
DON'T TAKE NO COLLECT
CALLS ON THAT PHONE.
255
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,928
HEY, YOU TELL WHOEVER
IT IS, YOU AIN'T HERE.
256
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:13,865
UH, UH, OPERATOR,
MICHAEL STIVIC ISN'T HERE.
257
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,635
NO, NO, HE... HE WON'T
BE HOME UNTIL SUNDAY.
258
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,071
YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BYE.
259
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,541
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
260
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,087
THAT'S A LITTLE CODE
I GOT WORKED OUT
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00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,577
WITH A FRIEND OF
MINE IN CHICAGO.
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00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,924
I'M LOOKIN' FOR AN APARTMENT
FOR HIM AND THAT WAS MY WAY
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00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,981
OF TELLING HIM TO CALL
ME BACK ON SUNDAY.
264
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,729
OH, I GET IT. THAT WAY THAT
CALL DOESN'T COST YOU ANYTHING.
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00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,885
RIGHT.
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00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,158
HEY.
267
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,562
YOU WENT AGAINST THE
LAW. YOU STOLE A PHONE CALL.
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00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,364
I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A PHONE CALL.
269
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,733
WHAT THE HELL WAS
THAT? A SMOKE SIGNAL?
270
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:56,073
ARCH, I DIDN'T TALK TO MY
FRIEND. I TALKED TO THE OPERATOR.
271
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:59,176
YOU GOT YOUR MESSAGE THROUGH
AND YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT.
272
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,913
OH, POOR PHONE COMPANY. YOU KNOW
WHAT THEIR PROFITS WERE LAST YEAR?
273
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,049
NOW YOU'RE
RATIONALIZING, MICHAEL.
274
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,317
NO, HE AIN'T, HE'S STEALING.
275
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,556
YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT?
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00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,358
I GOT TO ADMIT IT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
277
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,227
I GUESS I'M A VICTIM
OF THE SYSTEM, TOO.
278
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,608
OH, LISTEN TO THIS GUY. WHEN HE
TAKES SOMETHING, HE'S A POOR VICTIM.
279
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,100
AND WHEN I TAKE
SOMETHING, I'M A CROOK.
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LET ME REMIND YOU OF
SOMETHING HERE, MEATHEAD.
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LIKE THE GOOD BOOK SAYS:
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"LET HIM WHO IS WITHOUT SIN
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BE THE ROLLIN' STONE."
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ARCHIE...
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00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,394
IF YOU ARE GONNA START
TALKING ABOUT IRENE, EDITH, DON'T!
287
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,865
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I
WAS GONNA TALK ABOUT IRENE?
288
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:57,101
MAYBE I WAS GONNA
TALK ABOUT YOU.
289
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,615
OK, OK, GO AHEAD. WHAT WAS
YOU GOING TO SAY ABOUT ME?
290
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:03,408
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO NEXT
DOOR AND TELL IRENE YOU'RE SORRY.
291
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,678
I AIN'T GONNA DO THAT
BECAUSE I AIN'T SORRY.
292
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,882
I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE ALWAYS
ACTING HOLIER-THAN-THOU!
293
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,785
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THE THOU IS MOU. ME.
294
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,189
ARCHIE, SHE DIDN'T MEAN NOTHING.
295
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,969
OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
SHE DIDN'T MEAN NOTHING?
296
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,503
SHE CALLED ME A
CROOK, DIDN'T SHE?
297
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,094
THAT AIN'T NICE, EDITH.
298
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,996
CALLING PEOPLE A NAME LIKE THAT.
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00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,064
IF I WAS A CROOK,
300
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,578
I WOULDN'T RUN OUT AND BOUGHT
THIS PIECE OF FLYWOOD HERE, WOULD I?
301
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,670
NO! DID YOU?
302
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,539
OF COURSE I DID.
303
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,443
YOU CAN'T WALK INTO A LUMBERYARD
304
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,745
AND JUST WALK AWAY
WITH SOMETHING, EDITH,
305
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,714
UNLESS YOU WORK THERE.
306
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,653
NOW, CAN'T YOU SEE
THE DIFFERENCE THERE?
307
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,788
NO.
308
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,790
THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M
TALKING TO YOU IN ENGLISH
309
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:56,628
AND YOU'RE LISTENING
TO ME IN DINGBAT.
310
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,708
OPEN UP THE DOOR
FOR ME THERE, HUH?
311
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,209
I WANNA GET THIS
THROUGH TO THE OUTSIDE.
312
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,711
YOU'RE IN THE WAY.
YOU'RE IN THE WAY.
313
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,101
I'M SORRY. YOU'RE
IN THE WAY, EDITH.
314
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:08,239
OH, JEEZ, I HURT THE KNUCKLES
OF MY RIGHT HAND AGAIN.
315
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,775
AND GET THE MEATHEAD. TELL HIM
TO COME OUT HERE AND HELP ME.
316
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,003
I GOT TO START DRILLING NOW.
317
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,177
YEAH, RIGHT AWAY.
318
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,712
OH, MIKE?
319
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:18,583
ARCHIE SAID, "PLEASE GO
OUT BACK AND HELP HIM."
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00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,184
ARCHIE SAID "PLEASE"?
321
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,919
NO, I PUT THAT IN.
322
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,290
OH, MA, DID YOU
TALK WITH IRENE YET?
323
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,692
OH, YEAH, I CALLED
HER THIS MORNING.
324
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,362
I TOLD HER HOW SORRY
I WAS ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
325
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,197
MA, WHAT ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT?
326
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,199
IT WAS ALL ARCHIE'S FAULT.
327
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,267
DAMN, DAMN DUMB BIT!
328
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,071
LOOK AT THIS.
329
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,940
THE BIT HERE BUSTED ON ME.
330
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,511
THEY GOT THE CHEAPEST
TOOLS DOWN WHERE I WORK.
331
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:51,148
ARCHIE, IF YOU MAKE UP WITH
IRENE, MAYBE SHE'LL FIX IT.
332
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,952
NO, NO, NO, DON'T EVEN
REMIND HER THAT I GOT THE DRILL,
333
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,132
LET ALONE SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE BUSTED BIT HERE.
334
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,201
SHE MIGHT TURN ME IN
TO THE SHOP FOREMAN.
335
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:02,226
OH, IRENE WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
336
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,229
SHE WOULDN'T EVEN
TELL HIM YOU STOLE IT.
337
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,799
I DID NOT STEAL NOTHING, EDITH.
338
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,768
HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL
YOU THERE'S A DIFFERENCE, SEE?
339
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,071
WHEN YOU STEAL SOMETHING,
IT'S GONE FOREVER.
340
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,639
WHEN YOU BORROW SOMETHING...
341
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,141
IT'S MISSING IN ACTION.
342
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,680
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND MAKE
9 OR 10 ILLEGAL PHONE CALLS?
343
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,827
HEY, AT LEAST I
ADMITTED I WAS WRONG.
344
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,371
THAT'S BETTER THAN
I CAN SAY FOR YOU.
345
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,696
THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH THE WORLD.
346
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,854
NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHEN
THEY'VE DONE A WRONG THING.
347
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,522
WELL, MAYBE WHAT
THE WORLD NEEDS IS
348
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,168
A WHOLE NEW SET OF COMMANDMENTS.
349
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:37,027
WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB A
MOUNTAIN AND WRITE SOME?
350
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,563
THEN WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED,
JUMP OFF THE MOUNTAIN.
351
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,167
ARCH, IF YOU DON'T
THINK YOU ARE WRONG,
352
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,997
WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT
WHAT IRENE MIGHT TELL THE BOSSES?
353
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,907
WELL, ONLY BECAUSE IT DON'T
SOUND GOOD DOWN AT THE PLANT.
354
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,087
THEN WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE IT UP TO HER, DADDY?
355
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:55,023
WHY DON'T YOU CALL UP HER AND
INVITE HER OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
356
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,814
YOUR MOTHER DONE
THAT LAST NIGHT.
357
00:16:56,882 --> 00:17:00,117
THAT'S HOW ALL THE TROUBLE GOT
STARTED HERE. YOUR FAULT, EDITH.
358
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,019
OH, ARCHIE, PLEASE.
359
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,888
IRENE IS SUCH A NICE FRIEND.
360
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,604
YOU WERE SO ROTTEN
TO HER LAST NIGHT,
361
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,195
I WOULDN'T BLAME HER
IF SHE DID TELL THE BOSS.
362
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,370
HEY, EDITH.
363
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,739
JUST TO BE SAFE,
364
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,886
GET ON THE TELEPHONE,
CALL UP IRENE,
365
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,210
TELL HER WE'RE ALL
SORRY OVER HERE.
366
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,546
"WE"? DADDY, IT
WAS ALL YOUR FAULT.
367
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,526
AND MA CAN'T MAKE
YOUR APOLOGY FOR YOU.
368
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,916
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
369
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,286
ALL RIGHT! I'LL TELL HER MYSELF.
370
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,788
ARCHIE, BE SURE YOU MEAN IT.
371
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:41,859
WHEN YOU TALK TO IRENE,
YOU GOTTA BE SORRY.
372
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,829
ANYTIME I TALK TO
IRENE, I'M SORRY.
373
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,141
OH, HI THERE, IRENE.
374
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,009
LONG TIME NO SEE
SINCE LAST NIGHT.
375
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,191
I MAY AS WELL TELL YOU, ARCHIE,
376
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:05,227
I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE EDITH
SAID YOU WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
377
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,184
YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. GET IN, HUH?
378
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,889
SIT DOWN SOMEPLACE.
TAKE A LOAD OFF YOUR FEET.
379
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,523
HEY, YOU CAN EVEN
SIT IN MY CHAIR,
380
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,893
IF THE MEATHEAD WOULD
GET THE HELL OUT OF IT!
381
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,707
HI, IRENE. HI, DEAR.
382
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,431
CAN'T YOU GO OVER AND JOIN HIM?
383
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,804
UH, NOW.
384
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,939
WHAT I WANTED
TO SAY, UH, IRENE...
385
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,942
DID YOU SAY IT?
386
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:38,182
GIVE ME A BREAK, HUH? THE WOMAN
JUST CROSSED OVER THE FRESHOLD HERE.
387
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,519
NOW WHAT I...
388
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,886
DON'T BREATHE ON ME, HUH?
389
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,888
CAN'T YOU STAND OVER THERE?
390
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,192
NOW WHAT I MEAN
TO SAY, IRENE, IS, UH,
391
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,194
I... I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT
392
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,830
AND CAN'T WE BE
WHAT WE WAS BEFORE?
393
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:56,501
GEE, I WAS HOPING
WE COULD BE FRIENDS.
394
00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:01,372
HEY, I WENT OUT, AND I SPRUNG
$1.68 A POUND FOR SHOULDER OF LAMB.
395
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,607
YOU CAN'T GET FRIENDLIER
THAN THAT, IRENE.
396
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,043
NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY, FRIENDS?
397
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:09,847
ARCHIE, I KNOW IT'S NOT
EASY FOR YOU TO APOLOGIZE.
398
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,449
BUT I'M GLAD YOU DID.
399
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,252
YEAH, 'CAUSE I MEAN, AFTER
ALL, WE WORK TOGETHER.
400
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,953
YOU KNOW IT DON'T DO YOU NO GOOD
401
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:20,257
TO HAVE A MORTAL
ENEMY DOWN AT WORK.
402
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,526
IF YOU WAS TO BRING
A... A DRILL HOME
403
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,728
TO DO SOME WORK
AT YOUR HOUSE THERE,
404
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,731
WELL, I MEAN I WOULDN'T
SAY NOTHIN' ABOUT IT.
405
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,377
AND I FIGURE YOU WOULDN'T DO
THE SAME FOR ME THERE, IRENE.
406
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,846
I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
407
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,281
WHAT IS THERE TO SNITCH ABOUT?
408
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,538
IT IS WRONG. WHY
CAN'T YOU ADMIT IT?
409
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,286
I ADMITTED I WAS WRONG FOR
CHEATING THE PHONE COMPANY.
410
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,544
YEAH, AND I WAS WRONG FOR
BRINGING HOME THOSE COSMETICS.
411
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:45,316
AND I WAS WRONG FOR TAKIN'
A BITE OUT OF THAT PRETZEL.
412
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,291
WHOSE PRETZEL?
413
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,826
WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD,
414
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,831
MY MOTHER TOOK ME TO THE PARK,
415
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,367
AND THERE WAS THIS
LITTLE OLD PRETZEL MAN
416
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,347
WITH THIS STICK
FULL OF PRETZELS.
417
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,305
AND WHEN THE OLD
MAN WASN'T LOOKIN',
418
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,541
I TOOK A BITE OUT OF
ONE OF HIS PRETZELS.
419
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,148
THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY.
420
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:23,087
I BET THE F.B.I. STILL HAS
YOUR TOOTH MARKS ON FILE.
421
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:27,524
LET'S HAVE AN END TO THIS WHOLE
THING NOW. I SAY, CASE CLOSED.
422
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,594
BUT, ARCH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO TALK ABOUT.
423
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,596
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
424
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,498
MAYBE I CAN EXPLAIN AND...
425
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,333
WILL YOU SHUT... I
MEAN WHY BOTHER?
426
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,271
ARCHIE, JUST LOOK AT IT IN
TERMS OF DOLLARS AND CENTS.
427
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,675
WE HAVE 233 EMPLOYEES
DOWN AT THE PLANT.
428
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,309
NOW... NOW LOOK,
429
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:51,181
SUPPOSING ONLY HALF OF THEM TOOK A
DOLLAR'S WORTH OF SUPPLIES EVERY WEEK,
430
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,152
THAT WOULD BE, A HALF
OF 233 TIMES 52 AND...
431
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,555
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
WAIT A MINUTE THERE, IRENE.
432
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,790
THERE'S SOMETHING
THERE I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
433
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,224
WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
434
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,160
HERE, HERE.
435
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:06,463
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU
ARE DOIN' WITH A COMPANY PEN.
436
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:07,998
WHAT?
437
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:11,301
IT SAYS THERE, "PENDERGAST
TOOL AND DYE COMPANY."
438
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,839
HOW LONG YOU BEEN
STEALING PENS, IRENE?
439
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,541
I DIDN'T STEAL THAT.
440
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,210
THEN HOW COME YOU GOT THAT?
441
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,814
I GAVE IT TO HER. YOU GOT
A DRAWER FULL OF THEM.
442
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,129
BABYFACE BUNKER STRIKES AGAIN!
443
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:43,867
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
BACK THAT APOLOGY, IRENE?
444
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,702
WHY DID YOU APOLOGIZE ANYWAY?
445
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,704
'CAUSE THE WOMEN NAGGED ME.
446
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,951
I THINK YOU ONLY MADE UP WITH ME
447
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,821
BECAUSE YOU WERE AFRAID I'D
TELL THE BOSS ABOUT THE DRILL.
448
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,546
SO WHAT, I'M FEEDING
YOU LAMB, AIN'T I?
449
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,182
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS NOW.
450
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,883
LET'S ALL SIT DOWN AND EAT.
451
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,019
COME ON, LET'S EAT.
452
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:04,354
EDITH, I'M NOT SURE I CAN STAY.
453
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,622
WHY CAN'T YOU?
454
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:09,326
JUST PUT YOUR KEISTER IN A
CHAIR AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
455
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,795
I'M LEAVING BEFORE I SAY
SOMETHING I'M SORRY FOR.
456
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,564
OH, NO! NO, IRENE,
PLEASE DON'T GO!
457
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:18,568
EDITH, FORGIVE ME.
I JUST CAN'T STAY.
458
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:22,005
THIS IS A GREAT PLACE TO EAT IF
YOU'RE TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT.
459
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,579
WELL, YOU DID IT AGAIN.
460
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:32,049
NOW SHE MAY NEVER
COME BACK AGAIN.
461
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:35,019
YOU MADE HER EVEN MADDER
THAN SHE WAS LAST NIGHT.
462
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,622
I THINK I... I KNOW
WHAT I BETTER DO.
463
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,625
WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA
MAKE UP WITH IRENE?
464
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,828
NO, I'M GONNA GET
RID OF THE DRILL.
465
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,563
I'M GONNA PUT IT
IN MY LUNCH BOX,
466
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,476
SO I REMEMBER FIRST
THING MONDAY MORNING,
467
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,010
I GOT TO GET UP EARLY
AND BRING IT BACK.
468
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,101
NO TIME EVEN FOR
BREAKFAST THERE, EDITH.
469
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,981
SHOW YOU THE KIND OF GUY I AM,
470
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:55,417
I'M GONNA HAVE THAT DRILL BACK ON THE
TOOL SHELF BEFORE ANYBODY GETS THERE.
471
00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:58,320
I DON'T WANT THE COMPANY THAT'S
BEEN GOOD TO ME FOR MANY, MANY YEARS
472
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:01,579
TO WORRY FOR ONE MOMENT
ABOUT A STOLEN DRILL I GOT HERE.
473
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:05,849
MA,
474
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,829
WHEN ARCHIE GOES INTO
ALL THAT DOUBLE TALK,
475
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,719
DO YOU EVER BUY THAT?
476
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,425
I DON'T HAVE TO
BUY IT. IT'S FREE.
477
00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:19,629
EDITH, EDITH, GET OUT
HERE! GET OUT HERE!
478
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,898
GET OUT HERE. GET
OUT HERE. GET OUT HERE.
479
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,134
LOOK OUT ON THAT BACK PORCH.
480
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,703
I DON'T SEE NOTHIN'.
481
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:28,012
THAT'S THE POINT.
482
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:32,008
MY HUNK OF FLYWOOD
IS RIPPED OFF.
483
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,245
WHAT KIND OF A NEIGHBORHOOD IS
THIS GETTIN' TO BE AROUND HERE?
484
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:37,414
HEY, ALL OF YOUS!
485
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:41,685
I DIDN'T THINK I HAD TO KEEP A WILD
DOG TO PROTECT ONE HUNK OF FLYWOOD.
486
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,991
GUESS I'M THE ONLY HONEST
GUY LEFT ON THE WHOLE BLOCK.
487
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,405
AND WHAT'S MY REWARD FOR THAT?
488
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,704
ALL IN THE FAMILY WAS
RECORDED ON TAPE
489
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:24,628
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.
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00:24:25,305 --> 00:25:25,784
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